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‘Til death (or snoring) do us part

Anna Jadow
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readFeb 14, 2023

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Still in love after all these years (and years)

Snoring is sexy

I took out the trash before you asked

I need you more than you need Lactaid pills

Relax! I mean, how can I help?

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Anna Jadow
Slackjaw

I say things 🙈 Words in HuffPost, The Belladonna Comedy, Little Old Lady, MuddyUm, Frazzled, The Haven, Scary Mommy, Sammiches